fix(probe,scripts): make speed-test sweeps work headless and tell the truth

Three bugs found running the owed throughput sweeps (all three conspired
to make yesterday's 'transport does 1G+' numbers fabrications):

- the probe never advertised VIDEO_CAP_PROBE_SEQ, so every host DECLINED
  its speed tests; the zeroed decline reply divided a settle-window
  sliver by 1 ms and printed plausible-looking garbage. Advertise the
  cap (the shared-core reassembler windows probe-space frames) and
  detect the all-zero decline explicitly.
- an idle virtual desktop publishes no frames on damage-driven capture
  (Windows IDD-push), so the pipeline build timed out before the burst
  could run. The probe now injects a ±2 px cursor wiggle over the wire
  during --speed-test warmup — injected host-side into the right
  session, works headless everywhere.
- throughput-sweep.py: tracing emits ANSI color into pipes, which broke
  the key=value parser (crash on the first point); strip it, guard
  half-parsed lines, and surface host declines as a flag.

Also logs the whole-run receive stage split (PUNKTFUNK_PERF) at stream
end — the probe is the measurement tool for the client-pump wall.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5 <noreply@anthropic.com>

clients/probe/src/main.rs

@@ -470,7 +470,10 @@ async fn session(args: Args) -> Result<()> {
             video_caps: {
                 // Always ask for per-AU host timings (0xCF) — this is a measurement tool, and the
                 // host/network split is exactly what it exists to report. Old hosts ignore the bit.
-                let mut caps = punktfunk_core::quic::VIDEO_CAP_HOST_TIMING;
+                // PROBE_SEQ: the shared-core reassembler windows probe-space frames, so the probe
+                // qualifies for `--speed-test` bursts; without the bit the host declines them.
+                let mut caps = punktfunk_core::quic::VIDEO_CAP_HOST_TIMING
+                    | punktfunk_core::quic::VIDEO_CAP_PROBE_SEQ;
                 if std::env::var_os("PUNKTFUNK_CLIENT_10BIT").is_some() {
                     caps |= punktfunk_core::quic::VIDEO_CAP_10BIT;
                 }
@@ -639,11 +642,28 @@ async fn session(args: Args) -> Result<()> {
         } else {
             0
         };
+        let conn2 = conn.clone();
         tokio::spawn(async move {
             use std::sync::atomic::Ordering::Relaxed;
-            tokio::time::sleep(std::time::Duration::from_secs(2)).await; // let the stream warm up
+            // Warm up the stream — and generate desktop activity while doing so. Damage-driven
-                                                                         // Baseline the packet-level counters right before the burst (video is paused during it,
+            // capture paths (Windows IDD-push, a static headless desktop anywhere) publish NO
-                                                                         // so the delta is pure probe traffic plus a sliver of resumed video in the settle).
+            // frame until something composes, and the host's pipeline build waits for a first
+            // frame — so an idle virtual display would time the whole speed test out. A ±2 px
+            // cursor wiggle over the wire is injected host-side into the right session/desktop.
+            for i in 0..20u32 {
+                let mv = InputEvent {
+                    kind: InputKind::MouseMove,
+                    _pad: [0; 3],
+                    code: 0,
+                    x: if i % 2 == 0 { 2 } else { -2 },
+                    y: 0,
+                    flags: 0,
+                };
+                let _ = conn2.send_datagram(mv.encode().to_vec().into());
+                tokio::time::sleep(std::time::Duration::from_millis(100)).await;
+            }
+            // Baseline the packet-level counters right before the burst (video is paused during it,
+            // so the delta is pure probe traffic plus a sliver of resumed video in the settle).
             let base_pkts = rxp.load(Relaxed);
             let base_bytes = rxb.load(Relaxed);
             tracing::info!(target_kbps, duration_ms, "requesting speed-test probe");
@@ -668,6 +688,15 @@ async fn session(args: Args) -> Result<()> {
                     return;
                 }
             };
+            // A declined burst comes back all-zero (duration_ms = 0) — e.g. the host predates
+            // speed tests. Say so instead of dividing a settle-window sliver by 1 ms.
+            if res.duration_ms == 0 {
+                tracing::error!(
+                    "SPEED TEST declined by host (all-zero ProbeResult) — host too old, or it \
+                     rejected the request; check the host log"
+                );
+                return;
+            }
             // The reliable result can beat the last UDP shards — let the tail arrive before reading.
             // Keep this short: video resumes the instant the burst ends, so a long settle counts
             // resumed-video packets against the probe (inflating recv past the host's wire count).
@@ -1242,6 +1271,23 @@ async fn session(args: Args) -> Result<()> {
             s.flush().ok();
         }
 
+        // PUNKTFUNK_PERF: cumulative receive-path stage split for the whole run — where the
+        // receive core's time went (kernel drain vs AES-GCM open vs reassembly+FEC). This is
+        // the measurement tool's view of the client-pump wall the 2026-07-14 sweeps pinned.
+        if let Some(p) = session.take_pump_perf() {
+            let per_pkt = |ns: u64| ns.checked_div(p.packets).unwrap_or(0);
+            tracing::info!(
+                recv_ms = p.recv_ns / 1_000_000,
+                decrypt_ms = p.decrypt_ns / 1_000_000,
+                reasm_ms = p.reasm_ns / 1_000_000,
+                packets = p.packets,
+                pkts_per_batch = p.packets.checked_div(p.batches.max(1)).unwrap_or(0),
+                decrypt_ns_pkt = per_pkt(p.decrypt_ns),
+                reasm_ns_pkt = per_pkt(p.reasm_ns),
+                "receive stage split (whole run, PUNKTFUNK_PERF)"
+            );
+        }
+
         latencies_us.sort_unstable();
         let pct = |p: f64| -> u64 {
             if latencies_us.is_empty() {

scripts/throughput-sweep.py

@@ -78,6 +78,14 @@ SPEED_LINE = "SPEED TEST complete"
 
 # ---- output parsing -------------------------------------------------------
 
+ANSI_RE = re.compile(r"\x1b\[[0-9;]*m")
+
+
+def strip_ansi(text: str) -> str:
+    """tracing emits ANSI color even into a pipe; strip it or `key=value` never matches."""
+    return ANSI_RE.sub("", text)
+
+
 def _field(line: str, key: str) -> str | None:
     """Extract `key=value` or `key="value"` from a tracing log line (order-agnostic)."""
     m = re.search(rf'\b{re.escape(key)}=(?:"([^"]*)"|(\S+))', line)
@@ -90,6 +98,7 @@ def parse_speed_line(text: str) -> dict | None:
     """Find the 'SPEED TEST complete' line in probe output and pull its fields.
 
     Field names mirror clients/probe/src/main.rs:698-708 exactly."""
+    text = strip_ansi(text)
     line = next((ln for ln in text.splitlines() if SPEED_LINE in ln), None)
     if line is None:
         return None
@@ -116,7 +125,10 @@ def parse_speed_line(text: str) -> dict | None:
 
 def scan_warnings(text: str) -> list[str]:
     """Surface client-side red flags that change interpretation of the numbers."""
+    text = strip_ansi(text)
     flags = []
+    if "SPEED TEST declined" in text:
+        flags.append("host declined the speed test (old host build?) — check the host log")
     if "UDP socket buffer capped" in text:
         flags.append("client SO_RCVBUF capped below target (raise kern.ipc.maxsockbuf)")
     if "falling back to per-packet sends" in text or "USO unsupported" in text:
@@ -314,6 +326,8 @@ def main() -> int:
         print(f"  -> {t} Mbps ...", end="", flush=True)
         parsed, flags, raw = run_point(bin_path, host, t, args)
         all_flags.update(flags)
+        if parsed is not None and parsed.get("delivered_mbps") is None:
+            parsed = None  # SPEED TEST line present but unparseable — treat as a failed point
         if parsed is None:
             print(" FAIL")
             # surface why, briefly