diff --git a/clients/apple/README.md b/clients/apple/README.md
index 7dabf655..56743c27 100644
--- a/clients/apple/README.md
+++ b/clients/apple/README.md
@@ -121,7 +121,11 @@ PUNKTFUNK_AUTOCONNECT=<box-ip> PUNKTFUNK_MODE=1280x720x60 swift run PunktfunkCli
   host's virtual pad.
 - **App Store screenshots** are automated — `tools/screenshots.sh all` renders the real UI at the
   required pixel sizes via a DEBUG-only shot mode; the `apple` CI workflow captures the iOS sizes on
-  every main push. See the script header for details.
+  every main push. See the script header for details. The script's `SCENES` array is the listing
+  set, in listing order; override it (`SCENES="06-gamepad-home 10-edithost" tools/screenshots.sh ios`)
+  to capture any of the other scenes in `ShotScenes.all`. Mock data — hosts, adverts, profiles — is
+  seeded in `ShotMock` so a capture is byte-for-byte deterministic and never browses the real LAN
+  (a stranger's hostname reached the live listing that way once).
 - Deeper design notes live in the internal planning repo (punktfunk-planning:
   `apple-stage2-presenter.md`).
 
diff --git a/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Home/GamepadHomeView.swift b/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Home/GamepadHomeView.swift
index 0bd48f7c..2db6afc4 100644
--- a/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Home/GamepadHomeView.swift
+++ b/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Home/GamepadHomeView.swift
@@ -176,18 +176,33 @@ struct GamepadHomeView: View {
     // MARK: - Chrome
 
     private var titleBar: some View {
-        Text("Select a Host")
-            .font(.geist(gamepadTitleSize(compact: compact), .bold, relativeTo: .title))
-            .foregroundStyle(.white)
-            .frame(maxWidth: .infinity)
-            .overlay(alignment: .trailing) {
-                // Which pad is driving this UI (name + battery) — quiet, and only where there's
-                // room; a compact-height phone gives the pixels to the carousel instead.
-                if !compact, let active = gamepads.active {
-                    ControllerStatusChip(controller: active)
-                        .padding(.trailing, 20)
-                }
-            }
+        // The chip used to be a trailing `.overlay`, which reserves no width: on a portrait phone
+        // it sat directly on top of the centred title ("Select a Host" ran straight into the pad
+        // name). Laying it out as a row with a hidden mirror on the leading side keeps the title
+        // optically centred AND clear of the chip at every width; the title shrinks a little
+        // before it would ever truncate.
+        HStack(spacing: 12) {
+            statusChip(hidden: true)
+            Text("Select a Host")
+                .font(.geist(gamepadTitleSize(compact: compact), .bold, relativeTo: .title))
+                .foregroundStyle(.white)
+                .lineLimit(1)
+                .minimumScaleFactor(0.75)
+                .frame(maxWidth: .infinity)
+            statusChip(hidden: false)
+        }
+        .padding(.horizontal, 20)
+    }
+
+    /// Which pad is driving this UI (name + battery) — quiet, and only where there's room; a
+    /// compact-height phone gives the pixels to the carousel instead. `hidden` renders the same
+    /// chip purely as a width reserve.
+    @ViewBuilder private func statusChip(hidden: Bool) -> some View {
+        if !compact, let active = gamepads.active {
+            ControllerStatusChip(controller: active)
+                .opacity(hidden ? 0 : 1)
+                .accessibilityHidden(hidden)
+        }
     }
 
     private var cardSpacing: CGFloat {
diff --git a/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Screenshots/ScreenshotHost.swift b/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Screenshots/ScreenshotHost.swift
index fd47f23c..94798950 100644
--- a/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Screenshots/ScreenshotHost.swift
+++ b/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Screenshots/ScreenshotHost.swift
@@ -24,6 +24,13 @@ import ImageIO
 
 @MainActor
 enum ScreenshotMode {
+    /// This process was launched to capture a screenshot. Cheap enough to consult from the
+    /// stores' persistence paths (`HostStore` / `ProfileStore`), which must NOT write their
+    /// mock contents back into a real user's App Group when the harness runs on a dev Mac.
+    static var isActive: Bool {
+        !(ProcessInfo.processInfo.environment["PUNKTFUNK_SHOT_SCENE"] ?? "").isEmpty
+    }
+
     /// The scene requested via PUNKTFUNK_SHOT_SCENE, or nil for a normal launch.
     static var requestedScene: ShotScene? {
         let name = ProcessInfo.processInfo.environment["PUNKTFUNK_SHOT_SCENE"] ?? ""
@@ -41,8 +48,11 @@ struct ScreenshotHostView: View {
         scene.make()
             .environment(\.colorScheme, scene.colorScheme)
             .frame(maxWidth: .infinity, maxHeight: .infinity)
-            .background(Color.black)
-            .ignoresSafeArea()
+            // Black fills the display, but the SCENE keeps its safe area. Ignoring it wholesale
+            // here pushed the stream hero's HUD under the Dynamic Island (the resolution/bitrate
+            // line was unreadable in every 6.9" capture); scenes that genuinely want full bleed —
+            // the streamed frame itself — ignore it themselves.
+            .background(Color.black.ignoresSafeArea())
             #if os(macOS)
             .background(MacShotWindowConfigurator(scene: scene))
             #elseif os(iOS)
@@ -129,18 +139,64 @@ enum MacSelfCapture {
 #endif
 
 #if os(iOS)
-/// Best-effort orientation lock for the requested scene (landscape for the stream hero, portrait
-/// for chrome). Requires the app to allow those orientations in Info.plist.
+/// Orientation lock for the requested scene (landscape for the stream hero, portrait for chrome).
+/// Requires the app to allow those orientations in Info.plist — it does, for both.
 private struct IOSOrientationConfigurator: UIViewControllerRepresentable {
     let orientation: ShotOrientation
 
-    func makeUIViewController(context: Context) -> UIViewController { UIViewController() }
+    func makeUIViewController(context: Context) -> ShotOrientationController {
+        ShotOrientationController(mask: mask)
+    }
 
-    func updateUIViewController(_ vc: UIViewController, context: Context) {
-        guard let scene = vc.view.window?.windowScene else { return }
-        let mask: UIInterfaceOrientationMask = orientation == .landscape ? .landscapeRight : .portrait
-        scene.requestGeometryUpdate(.iOS(interfaceOrientations: mask))
-        vc.setNeedsUpdateOfSupportedInterfaceOrientations()
+    func updateUIViewController(_ vc: ShotOrientationController, context: Context) {
+        vc.mask = mask
+        vc.applyGeometry()
+    }
+
+    private var mask: UIInterfaceOrientationMask {
+        orientation == .landscape ? .landscapeRight : .portrait
+    }
+}
+
+/// Asks the window scene to rotate, from a place where there IS a window.
+///
+/// The previous version made the request inside `updateUIViewController`, where `view.window` is
+/// still nil: SwiftUI makes exactly one update pass for a representable mounted as a `.background`,
+/// before the hierarchy is in a window, so the `guard` fell through and nothing ever asked again.
+/// Every scene declared `.landscape` — the stream hero and the trust card — was therefore captured
+/// in PORTRAIT at the portrait App Store size. Overriding `supportedInterfaceOrientations` as well
+/// keeps the scene from rotating back if the simulator reports a device orientation change.
+final class ShotOrientationController: UIViewController {
+    var mask: UIInterfaceOrientationMask
+
+    init(mask: UIInterfaceOrientationMask) {
+        self.mask = mask
+        super.init(nibName: nil, bundle: nil)
+    }
+
+    @available(*, unavailable)
+    required init?(coder: NSCoder) { fatalError("not from a nib") }
+
+    override var supportedInterfaceOrientations: UIInterfaceOrientationMask { mask }
+
+    override func viewDidAppear(_ animated: Bool) {
+        super.viewDidAppear(animated)
+        applyGeometry()
+    }
+
+    func applyGeometry() {
+        // `view.window` once mounted; the connected-scene lookup covers the first update pass,
+        // which still runs before this controller is in a window.
+        let scene = view.window?.windowScene
+            ?? UIApplication.shared.connectedScenes.compactMap { $0 as? UIWindowScene }.first
+        guard let scene else { return }
+        // Report a refusal instead of silently shipping the wrong orientation — that is exactly
+        // how every landscape scene went out as a portrait PNG for as long as it did.
+        scene.requestGeometryUpdate(.iOS(interfaceOrientations: mask)) { error in
+            print("PF_SHOT_ORIENTATION_REFUSED \(error.localizedDescription)")
+            fflush(stdout)
+        }
+        setNeedsUpdateOfSupportedInterfaceOrientations()
     }
 }
 #endif
diff --git a/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Screenshots/ScreenshotScenes.swift b/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Screenshots/ScreenshotScenes.swift
index b5c27331..7c4a4bba 100644
--- a/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Screenshots/ScreenshotScenes.swift
+++ b/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Screenshots/ScreenshotScenes.swift
@@ -81,24 +81,126 @@ enum ShotScenes {
 
 @MainActor
 enum ShotMock {
-    /// A populated saved-host grid: a pinned recent host, a couple more, mixed online state.
+    // Stable ids so the store, the adverts and the profile bindings all point at the same things
+    // across every scene and every run.
+    static let battlestationID = UUID(uuidString: "5B0D1E00-0000-4000-8000-000000000001")!
+    static let livingRoomID = UUID(uuidString: "5B0D1E00-0000-4000-8000-000000000002")!
+    static let workshopID = UUID(uuidString: "5B0D1E00-0000-4000-8000-000000000003")!
+    static let officeID = UUID(uuidString: "5B0D1E00-0000-4000-8000-000000000004")!
+    static let editingID = UUID(uuidString: "5B0D1E00-0000-4000-8000-000000000005")!
+    static let bedroomID = UUID(uuidString: "5B0D1E00-0000-4000-8000-000000000006")!
+
+    static let hdrProfileID = "a71c4e0d9f22"
+    static let couchProfileID = "3e88b107c4da"
+
+    /// The catalog the host cards read their chips and pinned cards from. Seeded once, on the
+    /// first store build — `ProfileStore` is a singleton, and in shot mode its write-back is
+    /// suppressed, so this never reaches a real user's catalog.
+    static func installProfiles() {
+        guard !profilesInstalled else { return }
+        profilesInstalled = true
+        ProfileStore.shared.debugSet([
+            StreamProfile(name: "4K HDR", id: hdrProfileID, accent: "#8B7BF7"),
+            StreamProfile(name: "Couch 1080p", id: couchProfileID, accent: "#4FD1A5"),
+        ])
+    }
+
+    private static var profilesInstalled = false
+
+    /// A populated saved-host grid: the most-recent host bound to a profile (its chip), a second
+    /// paired machine, and one asleep box we hold a MAC for (so its card offers Wake-on-LAN). OS
+    /// chains give every tile its real vendor mark instead of a letter monogram.
+    ///
+    /// No PINNED host+profile card: it renders a second tile for the SAME host, which is the
+    /// feature working as designed but reads as a duplicate to anyone meeting the app in a store
+    /// listing. The binding chip carries the profile story on its own.
     static func hostStore() -> HostStore {
+        installProfiles()
         let store = HostStore()
         store.hosts = [
-            StoredHost(name: "Battlestation", address: "192.168.1.20", port: 9777,
-                       pinnedSHA256: fingerprint, lastConnected: Date().addingTimeInterval(-420)),
-            StoredHost(name: "Living Room PC", address: "192.168.1.41", port: 9777,
-                       pinnedSHA256: fingerprint),
-            StoredHost(name: "Workshop", address: "10.0.0.7", port: 9777),
+            StoredHost(
+                id: battlestationID, name: "Battlestation", address: "192.168.1.20", port: 9777,
+                pinnedSHA256: fingerprint, lastConnected: Date().addingTimeInterval(-420),
+                macAddresses: ["a4:b1:c2:d3:e4:f5"], profileID: hdrProfileID,
+                osChain: "windows/11"),
+            StoredHost(
+                id: livingRoomID, name: "Living Room PC", address: "192.168.1.41", port: 9777,
+                pinnedSHA256: hostFingerprint(1), lastConnected: Date().addingTimeInterval(-86_400),
+                macAddresses: ["b8:27:eb:11:22:33"], osChain: "linux/fedora/bazzite"),
+            StoredHost(
+                id: officeID, name: "Office NUC", address: "192.168.1.33", port: 9777,
+                pinnedSHA256: hostFingerprint(4), lastConnected: Date().addingTimeInterval(-259_200),
+                profileID: couchProfileID, osChain: "linux/ubuntu"),
+            StoredHost(
+                id: workshopID, name: "Workshop", address: "10.0.0.7", port: 9777,
+                pinnedSHA256: hostFingerprint(2), macAddresses: ["de:ad:be:ef:00:07"],
+                osChain: "linux/arch"),
+            StoredHost(
+                id: editingID, name: "Editing Rig", address: "192.168.1.62", port: 9777,
+                pinnedSHA256: hostFingerprint(5), lastConnected: Date().addingTimeInterval(-604_800),
+                osChain: "linux/nobara"),
+            StoredHost(
+                id: bedroomID, name: "Bedroom Mini", address: "192.168.1.77", port: 9777,
+                pinnedSHA256: hostFingerprint(6), macAddresses: ["00:1a:2b:3c:4d:5e"],
+                osChain: "windows/11"),
         ]
         return store
     }
 
-    static let host = StoredHost(name: "Battlestation", address: "192.168.1.20", port: 9777,
-                                 pinnedSHA256: fingerprint)
+    /// Discovery, seeded rather than live. Two saved hosts advertise (so their cards read ONLINE
+    /// through the real `advertises` path, and the reachability probe skips them — no network from
+    /// a capture), "Workshop" stays quiet so the grid shows an asleep machine, and one genuinely
+    /// new host populates the "On this network" section.
+    ///
+    /// A live browse made the shot non-deterministic AND leaked whatever was on the capturing
+    /// machine's LAN into the App Store listing.
+    static func discovery() -> HostDiscovery {
+        let discovery = HostDiscovery()
+        discovery.debugSet([
+            HostDiscovery.debugAdvert(
+                id: "battlestation", name: "Battlestation", host: "192.168.1.20",
+                fingerprintHex: fingerprint.hexLower, macAddresses: ["a4:b1:c2:d3:e4:f5"],
+                osChain: "windows/11"),
+            HostDiscovery.debugAdvert(
+                id: "living-room", name: "Living Room PC", host: "192.168.1.41",
+                fingerprintHex: hostFingerprint(1).hexLower, macAddresses: ["b8:27:eb:11:22:33"],
+                osChain: "linux/fedora/bazzite"),
+            HostDiscovery.debugAdvert(
+                id: "office-nuc", name: "Office NUC", host: "192.168.1.33",
+                fingerprintHex: hostFingerprint(4).hexLower, osChain: "linux/ubuntu"),
+            HostDiscovery.debugAdvert(
+                id: "studio", name: "Studio PC", host: "192.168.1.58",
+                fingerprintHex: hostFingerprint(3).hexLower, requiresPairing: true, allowsTofu: false,
+                osChain: "windows/11"),
+        ])
+        return discovery
+    }
+
+    static let host = StoredHost(
+        id: battlestationID, name: "Battlestation", address: "192.168.1.20", port: 9777,
+        pinnedSHA256: fingerprint, osChain: "windows/11")
+
+    /// What the pairing sheet calls THIS device. Taken from the platform, not from
+    /// `UIDevice.current.name` — on a capture simulator that is the harness's own throwaway name
+    /// (`pf-shot-iphone-6.9` went out on the store listing that way).
+    static var clientDeviceName: String {
+        #if os(tvOS)
+        "Apple TV"
+        #elseif os(macOS)
+        "MacBook Pro"
+        #else
+        UIDevice.current.userInterfaceIdiom == .pad ? "iPad Pro" : "iPhone"
+        #endif
+    }
 
     /// A plausible-looking 32-byte SHA-256 for the trust card / pin lock glyphs.
-    static let fingerprint = Data((0..<32).map { UInt8(($0 &* 37 &+ 0x1d) & 0xff) })
+    static let fingerprint = hostFingerprint(0)
+
+    /// Distinct per host — `StoredHost.matches` prefers a fingerprint comparison, so sharing one
+    /// across the mock grid made a single advert light up every card.
+    static func hostFingerprint(_ seed: Int) -> Data {
+        Data((0..<32).map { UInt8((($0 &* 37) &+ 0x1d &+ (seed &* 91)) & 0xff) })
+    }
 }
 
 // MARK: - Home
@@ -106,7 +208,7 @@ enum ShotMock {
 private struct ShotHome: View {
     @StateObject private var store = ShotMock.hostStore()
     @StateObject private var model = SessionModel()
-    @StateObject private var discovery = HostDiscovery()
+    @StateObject private var discovery = ShotMock.discovery()
 
     var body: some View {
         #if os(macOS)
@@ -134,7 +236,7 @@ private struct ShotHome: View {
 private struct ShotGamepadHome: View {
     @StateObject private var store = ShotMock.hostStore()
     @StateObject private var model = SessionModel()
-    @StateObject private var discovery = HostDiscovery()
+    @StateObject private var discovery = ShotMock.discovery()
     @StateObject private var waker = HostWaker()
 
     var body: some View {
@@ -166,7 +268,7 @@ private struct ShotConnect: View {
 
     @StateObject private var store = ShotMock.hostStore()
     @StateObject private var model = SessionModel()
-    @StateObject private var discovery = HostDiscovery()
+    @StateObject private var discovery = ShotMock.discovery()
     @StateObject private var waker = HostWaker()
 
     var body: some View {
@@ -243,9 +345,9 @@ private struct ShotSettings: View {
         #elseif os(iOS)
         // SettingsView owns its NavigationSplitView (sidebar + detail) and Done button, so it is
         // rendered directly — a wrapping NavigationStack would nest a split view in a stack. Open
-        // on General so the shot lands on real controls (iPad: sidebar + General detail; iPhone:
-        // the General page) instead of the bare category list.
-        SettingsView(initialCategory: .general)
+        // on Display rather than the bare category list: resolution, frame rate, bitrate, HDR and
+        // codec are what someone reads a streaming app's settings shot to find out.
+        SettingsView(initialCategory: .display)
         #else
         NavigationStack { SettingsView() }
         #endif
@@ -255,16 +357,44 @@ private struct ShotSettings: View {
 // MARK: - Pair (PIN ceremony)
 
 private struct ShotPair: View {
+    /// The PIN as the host's web console shows it, and a device name that doesn't depend on what
+    /// the capture simulator happens to be called.
+    private var sheet: some View {
+        PairSheet(
+            host: ShotMock.host, shotPIN: "418 306",
+            shotClientName: ShotMock.clientDeviceName, onPaired: { _ in })
+    }
+
     var body: some View {
+        #if os(iOS)
+        // PRESENT it, don't rebuild it. `PairSheet` is a bottom sheet on iOS — it carries its own
+        // `.presentationDetents([.medium, .large])` and the system's Liquid Glass background, both
+        // of which only exist inside a real `.sheet`. Composed into a ZStack instead (what this
+        // scene used to do), the detents were inert, the grouped Form stretched to the full height
+        // of the screen, and the capture was a thin strip of content over a huge black void.
+        ShotHome()
+            .sheet(isPresented: .constant(true)) {
+                // Pinned to one detent. The sheet ships `[.medium, .large]` so it can grow over
+                // the keyboard, and the resting height leaves a wide empty band between the form
+                // and the button row; a capture wants the snug version.
+                sheet.presentationDetents([.fraction(0.52)])
+            }
+        #elseif os(tvOS)
+        // tvOS pushes the ceremony as a full screen (HomeView's `navigationDestination`).
+        NavigationStack { sheet }
+        #else
+        // macOS: a fixed-width panel (`.frame(width: 400).fixedSize()`) that hugs its content, so
+        // floating it over the dimmed grid matches how the window-modal sheet reads. `screencapture
+        // -l<windowID>` grabs one window, and an AppKit sheet is a child window — a real `.sheet`
+        // would fall outside the capture.
         ZStack {
             ShotHome().blur(radius: 28).overlay(Color.black.opacity(0.5))
-            PairSheet(host: ShotMock.host, onPaired: { _ in })
-                .frame(maxWidth: 460)
+            sheet
                 .background(.regularMaterial, in: RoundedRectangle(cornerRadius: 18))
                 .clipShape(RoundedRectangle(cornerRadius: 18))
                 .shadow(radius: 40, y: 16)
-                .padding(40)
         }
+        #endif
     }
 }
 
diff --git a/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Stores/HostStore.swift b/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Stores/HostStore.swift
index 29ecebce..2c47eeaa 100644
--- a/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Stores/HostStore.swift
+++ b/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Stores/HostStore.swift
@@ -191,6 +191,12 @@ final class HostStore: ObservableObject {
 
 
     private func persist() {
+        #if DEBUG
+        // The screenshot harness fills a store with mock hosts (ShotMock) purely to render a
+        // scene. On a dev Mac that store is the SAME App-Group suite the real app reads, so
+        // persisting would replace the tester's saved hosts with "Battlestation" & co.
+        if ScreenshotMode.isActive { return }
+        #endif
         if let data = try? JSONEncoder().encode(hosts) {
             defaults.set(data, forKey: Self.key)
         }
diff --git a/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Stores/ProfileStore.swift b/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Stores/ProfileStore.swift
index faeaac0c..45b2c16d 100644
--- a/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Stores/ProfileStore.swift
+++ b/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Stores/ProfileStore.swift
@@ -20,7 +20,14 @@ final class ProfileStore: ObservableObject {
     static let shared = ProfileStore()
 
     @Published private(set) var catalog: ProfileCatalog {
-        didSet { catalog.save() }
+        didSet {
+            #if DEBUG
+            // Shot mode seeds this SINGLETON with mock profiles to populate the host cards.
+            // Saving would write them into the tester's real catalog — see HostStore.persist().
+            if ScreenshotMode.isActive { return }
+            #endif
+            catalog.save()
+        }
     }
 
     var profiles: [StreamProfile] { catalog.profiles }
@@ -33,6 +40,14 @@ final class ProfileStore: ObservableObject {
         id.flatMap { catalog.profile(id: $0) }
     }
 
+    #if DEBUG
+    /// Shot-mode seed: replace the catalog outright so a capture shows a known set of profiles
+    /// rather than the tester's. Safe because `didSet` suppresses the write-back in shot mode.
+    func debugSet(_ profiles: [StreamProfile]) {
+        catalog = ProfileCatalog(profiles: profiles)
+    }
+    #endif
+
     /// This host's default profile, dangling ids dropped — a deleted profile resolves as "Default
     /// settings", never an error (§4.4).
     func binding(for host: StoredHost) -> StreamProfile? { catalog.binding(for: host) }
diff --git a/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Trust/PairSheet.swift b/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Trust/PairSheet.swift
index 5d1b812c..41932d8a 100644
--- a/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Trust/PairSheet.swift
+++ b/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkClient/Trust/PairSheet.swift
@@ -109,7 +109,7 @@ struct PairSheet: View {
                         #endif
                     TextField(
                         "Client name", text: $clientName,
-                        prompt: Text("How the host lists this Mac"))
+                        prompt: Text(Self.clientNamePrompt))
                         #if os(tvOS)
                         .labelsHidden() // prefilled → tvOS floats the label off-center
                         #endif
@@ -184,6 +184,16 @@ struct PairSheet: View {
         #endif
     }
 
+    /// The field prompt names the device you are actually on — it said "this Mac" on every
+    /// platform, which on an iPhone is simply wrong.
+    private static var clientNamePrompt: String {
+        #if os(macOS)
+        "How the host lists this Mac"
+        #else
+        "How the host lists this device"
+        #endif
+    }
+
     private func runCeremony() {
         busy = true
         errorText = nil
@@ -229,3 +239,24 @@ struct PairSheet: View {
         }
     }
 }
+
+#if DEBUG
+extension PairSheet {
+    /// Screenshot-harness seed (`ShotScenes`). A capture of the untouched sheet shows an empty PIN
+    /// field, a DISABLED "Pair & Connect", and — because the client name defaults to the device's
+    /// own — whatever the capture simulator happens to be called (`pf-shot-iphone-6.9` reached App
+    /// Store Connect that way). Seeding both fields captures the ceremony as a user meets it,
+    /// mid-entry, with a live primary button.
+    ///
+    /// An extension so `PairSheet` keeps its memberwise initialiser, and THIS file so it can reach
+    /// the private state.
+    init(
+        host: StoredHost, shotPIN: String, shotClientName: String,
+        onPaired: @escaping (Data) -> Void
+    ) {
+        self.init(host: host, onPaired: onPaired)
+        _pin = State(initialValue: shotPIN)
+        _clientName = State(initialValue: shotClientName)
+    }
+}
+#endif
diff --git a/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkKit/Connection/HostDiscovery.swift b/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkKit/Connection/HostDiscovery.swift
index d7ccb78c..3bc17a8a 100644
--- a/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkKit/Connection/HostDiscovery.swift
+++ b/clients/apple/Sources/PunktfunkKit/Connection/HostDiscovery.swift
@@ -59,6 +59,9 @@ public final class HostDiscovery: ObservableObject {
 
     /// Start browsing `_punktfunk._udp`. Idempotent — a second call while live is a no-op.
     public func start() {
+        #if DEBUG
+        guard !debugPinned else { return } // a seeded advert set outranks the live LAN
+        #endif
         guard browser == nil else { return }
         let browser = NWBrowser(
             for: .bonjourWithTXTRecord(type: "_punktfunk._udp", domain: nil),
@@ -92,6 +95,35 @@ public final class HostDiscovery: ObservableObject {
         for conn in connections.values { conn.cancel() }
     }
 
+    #if DEBUG
+    /// A seeded advert set is in force — `start()` must not replace it with the live browse.
+    private var debugPinned = false
+
+    /// Screenshot/preview seam, the discovery counterpart to `HostWaker.debugSet`: publish a FIXED
+    /// set of adverts and keep browsing off. Without it a capture shows whatever happens to be on
+    /// the machine's LAN — the App Store screenshots shipped a stranger's hostname more than once —
+    /// and every mock host reads Offline because nothing advertises it.
+    public func debugSet(_ adverts: [DiscoveredHost]) {
+        stop()
+        debugPinned = true
+        hosts = adverts
+    }
+
+    /// Builds one advert. `DiscoveredHost`'s memberwise init is internal (a public struct's is), and
+    /// making it public would expose a wire-shaped model's construction to every consumer just to
+    /// serve the harness.
+    public static func debugAdvert(
+        id: String, name: String, host: String, port: UInt16 = 9777,
+        fingerprintHex: String? = nil, requiresPairing: Bool = false, allowsTofu: Bool = true,
+        macAddresses: [String] = [], osChain: String = ""
+    ) -> DiscoveredHost {
+        DiscoveredHost(
+            id: id, name: name, host: host, port: port, fingerprintHex: fingerprintHex,
+            requiresPairing: requiresPairing, allowsTofu: allowsTofu,
+            macAddresses: macAddresses, osChain: osChain)
+    }
+    #endif
+
     private func restart() {
         stop()
         start()
diff --git a/clients/apple/tools/screenshots.sh b/clients/apple/tools/screenshots.sh
index 1b55a2bf..3eb88a9c 100755
--- a/clients/apple/tools/screenshots.sh
+++ b/clients/apple/tools/screenshots.sh
@@ -11,9 +11,15 @@
 # The captured pixels are exactly App Store Connect's required sizes:
 #   mac        2880×1800   (a 1× display yields 1440×900 — also accepted)
 #   iphone-6.9 1320×2868   (portrait)  /  2868×1320 (the landscape hero)
-#   ipad-13    2064×2752   (portrait)  /  2752×2064 (the landscape hero)
+#   ipad-13    2064×2752   (portrait)
 #   appletv    1920×1080
 #
+# A `.landscape` scene rotates on iPhone but NOT on iPad: an iPad app that supports multitasking
+# is resizable, and iPadOS ignores `requestGeometryUpdate` orientation requests for it — the app
+# follows the device, and simctl cannot rotate a simulated device. The iPad set is therefore
+# portrait throughout (a valid App Store size, and uniform, which the gallery prefers). To get a
+# landscape iPad hero, rotate the Simulator by hand (⌘←) and re-run just that scene.
+#
 # Requirements:
 #   • macOS target: just the Swift toolchain (`swift build`) + a one-time Screen Recording grant
 #     for your terminal (System Settings → Privacy & Security → Screen Recording).
@@ -35,7 +41,11 @@ cd "$APPLE_DIR"
 
 OUT="${OUT:-$APPLE_DIR/screenshots}"
 BUNDLE_ID="io.unom.punktfunk"
-SCENES=(01-stream 02-hosts 03-pair 04-trust 05-settings)
+
+# The App Store set, in listing order — the first three are what most people ever see, so they are
+# the stream itself, the machines it found, and the couch/controller mode. Everything else in
+# ShotScenes.all is a dev scene; capture those with `SCENES="06-gamepad-home 10-edithost" ...`.
+SCENES=(${SCENES:-01-stream 02-hosts 06-gamepad-home 09e-waking-modal 05-settings 03-pair})
 SETTLE="${SETTLE:-4}" # seconds to let a scene lay out before capturing
 
 mkdir -p "$OUT"
@@ -89,13 +99,20 @@ shoot_macos() {
 
 # $1 device-type regex (matches both existing device names and the device-type catalog)
 # $2 scheme  $3 sdk  $4 file prefix  $5 runtime platform (iOS|tvOS — for the create fallback)
+# $6 name for a device we have to create — MUST satisfy $1 (see below)
 shoot_sim() {
   require_xcode
-  local match="$1" scheme="$2" sdk="$3" prefix="$4" platform="$5"
+  local match="$1" scheme="$2" sdk="$3" prefix="$4" platform="$5" createname="$6"
 
-  # Reuse an existing device of this type; else create a throwaway one against the newest
-  # available runtime for the platform. CI runners commonly ship a runtime but not every device
-  # (the iPhone 16 Pro Max is absent on ours), so create-on-demand is what makes it reproducible.
+  # Reuse an existing device of this type; else create one against the newest available runtime
+  # for the platform. CI runners commonly ship a runtime but not every device (the iPhone 16 Pro
+  # Max is absent on ours), so create-on-demand is what makes it reproducible.
+  #
+  # The created device is named after the DEVICE, not after this script, for two reasons. It used
+  # to be "pf-shot-<prefix>", which `$match` never matches — so every run created another
+  # simulator and none was ever reused (they piled up on the runner). And the name is user-visible:
+  # `UIDevice.current.name` is what the pairing sheet prefills as this device's name, so
+  # "pf-shot-iphone-6.9" was rendered into an App Store screenshot.
   local udid
   udid="$(xcrun simctl list devices available | grep -E "$match" | grep -oE '[0-9A-F-]{36}' | head -1 || true)"
   if [ -z "$udid" ]; then
@@ -105,8 +122,8 @@ shoot_sim() {
     rt="$(xcrun simctl list runtimes available | grep -E "^$platform " \
       | grep -oE 'com\.apple\.CoreSimulator\.SimRuntime\.[A-Za-z0-9.-]+' | tail -1 || true)"
     if [ -n "$devtype" ] && [ -n "$rt" ]; then
-      udid="$(xcrun simctl create "pf-shot-$prefix" "$devtype" "$rt" 2>/dev/null || true)"
-      [ -n "$udid" ] && log "$prefix — created Simulator $udid ($devtype)"
+      udid="$(xcrun simctl create "$createname" "$devtype" "$rt" 2>/dev/null || true)"
+      [ -n "$udid" ] && log "$prefix — created Simulator \"$createname\" $udid ($devtype)"
     fi
   fi
   [ -n "$udid" ] || die "$prefix: no Simulator matching /$match/, and none could be created
@@ -114,6 +131,11 @@ shoot_sim() {
   log "$prefix — Simulator $udid"
   xcrun simctl boot "$udid" 2>/dev/null || true
   xcrun simctl bootstatus "$udid" -b >/dev/null 2>&1 || true
+  # Every scene is a dark-mode scene. The in-app `.environment(\.colorScheme, .dark)` override
+  # does NOT cross a presentation boundary — a `.sheet` gets its own environment and follows the
+  # DEVICE appearance — so the pairing sheet came out light grey over the dark app. Set the
+  # simulator itself to dark and the whole hierarchy, presentations included, agrees.
+  xcrun simctl ui "$udid" appearance dark >/dev/null 2>&1 || true
 
   log "$prefix — building ($scheme)…"
   # PF_SHOT_DERIVED_DATA (optional): a STABLE DerivedData root, so repeat runs reuse the
@@ -150,15 +172,15 @@ pixels() { sips -g pixelWidth -g pixelHeight "$1" 2>/dev/null | awk '/pixel/{pri
 for target in "$@"; do
   case "$target" in
     macos) shoot_macos ;;
-    ios)   shoot_sim 'iPhone 16 Pro Max'   Punktfunk-iOS  iphonesimulator  iphone-6.9 iOS ;;
-    ipad)  shoot_sim 'iPad Pro 13|iPad Pro .*M4|iPad Pro \(13' Punktfunk-iOS iphonesimulator ipad-13 iOS ;;
-    tvos)  shoot_sim 'Apple TV'            Punktfunk-tvOS appletvsimulator appletv    tvOS ;;
+    ios)   shoot_sim 'iPhone 16 Pro Max'   Punktfunk-iOS  iphonesimulator  iphone-6.9 iOS 'iPhone 16 Pro Max' ;;
+    ipad)  shoot_sim 'iPad Pro 13|iPad Pro .*M4|iPad Pro \(13' Punktfunk-iOS iphonesimulator ipad-13 iOS 'iPad Pro 13-inch (M4)' ;;
+    tvos)  shoot_sim 'Apple TV'            Punktfunk-tvOS appletvsimulator appletv    tvOS 'Apple TV 4K' ;;
     all)
       shoot_macos
       if xcrun --find simctl >/dev/null 2>&1; then
-        shoot_sim 'iPhone 16 Pro Max' Punktfunk-iOS iphonesimulator iphone-6.9 iOS
-        shoot_sim 'iPad Pro 13|iPad Pro .*M4|iPad Pro \(13' Punktfunk-iOS iphonesimulator ipad-13 iOS
-        shoot_sim 'Apple TV' Punktfunk-tvOS appletvsimulator appletv tvOS
+        shoot_sim 'iPhone 16 Pro Max' Punktfunk-iOS iphonesimulator iphone-6.9 iOS 'iPhone 16 Pro Max'
+        shoot_sim 'iPad Pro 13|iPad Pro .*M4|iPad Pro \(13' Punktfunk-iOS iphonesimulator ipad-13 iOS 'iPad Pro 13-inch (M4)'
+        shoot_sim 'Apple TV' Punktfunk-tvOS appletvsimulator appletv tvOS 'Apple TV 4K'
       else
         warn "Skipping iOS/iPadOS/tvOS — full Xcode not found (Command Line Tools only)."
       fi